Q. Why did you name your marketing agency BuzzTown Digital Marketing?
A. Because Microsoft, Apple, Oracle, and Hannah Montana were all taken. Actually, the name appeared in a dream, so, why not?
Q. Where is your office located?
A. In a windowless bunker outside of Philadelphia, PA, USA. Don’t worry, the mole people keep us company.
Q. What do you charge for your services?
A. Money. How much depends on what you want. We have recently charged between $5 and $5,000,000. Yeah, somewhere between those two numbers.
Q. Boxers or briefs?
A. Banana Hammock.
Q. Many of your clients complain that it is difficult to work with your staff because of their rugged handsomeness and beauty, charm, and amazing sense of humor. Does this bother you?
A. It is our curse. We are reminded of this every time we see our own reflection, buy ourselves flowers, or overhear one of our original knock-knock jokes being told at an upscale social event. Thanks for bringing up such a painful subject.
Q. What do you use in your hair?
A. Nothing, but natural juices and berries.
Q. How do you normally dress when you are creating such magnificence?
A. In nothing but a cummerbund and a bow tie. We try to keep things classy. Except for casual Friday's, then we lose the tie.
Q. I’m so impressed by you. I’ve heard that your marketing campaigns are so kick-ass, that Chuck Norris won’t even Google you.
A. It’s true. But, it could be due to the fact that trying to type out BuzzTown using only a roundhouse kick can be just a hint difficult.
Q. How long does it take you to create such amazing campaigns?
A. Well, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither will your new marketing plan. They need time to bake. It all depends on what you are hoping to accomplish. If you want a website to just play dead… a few days. If you want it to jump through a ring of fire, then dance on its hind legs, and finally do a full trapeze act… a week or two. Can you tell that we just went to the circus?
Q. What is your favorite dinosaur?
A. Well, first it was the Triceratops, but that species may have never existed. So, I guess that we will have to go with Abe Vigoda.
Q. When does the narwhal bacon?
A. At midnight, of course!
Q. Ok, so I really want to contact you about a brand spanking new website, help with SEO, an email marketing campaign, and other forms of content marketing... and also to find out your contact info to leave you everything in my will. How can I reach you?
A. There are a few ways to contact us. You can use the Contact Page, Facebook, Twitter,
carrier pigeon, pony express, telegraph, or singing telegram. You can always just give us a call at 484-994-2433 if some of those are a bit outdated for you.